The Easiest way to Find a Girl Ugly

At certain points in our lives, we all have been with a woman that we find very attractive and need to find a way to no longer be stricken with her beauty. I have discovered the way out. Look at her toes. The vast majority of women's toes are ugly. You can find something wrong with her toes! Here are some examples of Ugly Toe Disorder (UTD):

• Weird or Disfigured Nails
• Significantly Bigger Second Toe than the Big Toe
• The Pinky Toe is not the Smallest Toe
• Hair on the Toes

Female reader, look at your toes. Yes! They most likely are ugly and you can see it! No doubt there are more instances of UTD and you could be staring at one right now.

In conclusion, the easiest way to find a female unattractive for whatever reason, look at her toes. Most of the time you will find the toes ugly and, thus, can convince yourself she too is ugly.

Criticism: What about Guy's Toes?
Answer: All guy's toes are ugly. No exceptions

Criticism: If "the vast majority" of girls have Ugly Toes, then why do so many girls wear sandal or open toed footwear?
Answer: I don't know why girls show off their ugly toes, but I am sure the answer relates to why fat girls wear shirts that show off their gorging bellies or why capree pants are so popular (no one finds your ankles attractive).